Tag: laugh

At the eye doctor.

Trying to find a way to tell my husband

That he has to learn to play electric guitar.

Right away.

😂🤘🏾🎸🎸🎸🛹

#kimmythegoat

#shred

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I have THE finest friends on the planet. Be jealous! They are MESMERIZINGLY BADASS LADIES!!!! #quaranteam #kimmythegoat #crazybitcheswhereyouat #walkingtheearthwithyouqueens

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Ok but just hear me out…

Every item on every restaurant menu WITH A TACO OPTION! 🌮

Me: Hi I’ll have the chicken and mashed potatoes.

Waitor: and will that be traditional or as tacos?

Me: 🌮💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

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Coat spawn

My down coat spit out a feather…
So I left it on the public toilet seat so the next person will be like wtf happened here?
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