At the eye doctor.

Trying to find a way to tell my husband

That he has to learn to play electric guitar.

Right away.




I have THE finest friends on the planet. Be jealous! They are MESMERIZINGLY BADASS LADIES!!!! #quaranteam #kimmythegoat #crazybitcheswhereyouat #walkingtheearthwithyouqueens

Ok but just hear me outโ€ฆ

Every item on every restaurant menu WITH A TACO OPTION! ๐ŸŒฎ

Me: Hi Iโ€™ll have the chicken and mashed potatoes.

Waitor: and will that be traditional or as tacos?

Me: ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป

New career? Probably not.


Coat spawn

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